I don't know if it's the fact that summer is winding down, or it's biorhythms or what, but everyone I know seems to have a lot of changes going on in their lives. Whether you're coming or going, or whether you're staying where you are, each path seems to be fraught with their own particular stresses.

But, to use a cliché; that's life, right? We've lived through the hors d'hoeuvres, stage of our lives, and now it's time for start taking our first bites of that big ol' T-bone.

Watch out for the gristle.

And so, that's that. I just have one question though: What kind of crazy-soup have these women been slurping on???

Don't get me wrong. I think Pamela Anderson has her merits. They are few and far between, but she does have some merits. She is beautiful. She's a spokesmodel for PETA. And, well, that's about it. As for Charo, the only thing I know about her is what I learned from the Surreal Life, which is that she's a nutbar.

To get these two women in one photograph is almost too much to bear (bare?). I mean, the tits alone are enough to make a grown man cry.

I don't even know what to say anymore.